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 The Poker Lords Prayer   


Our robber, who art in Costa Rica,
Rigged be thy site.
Thy bad beats come
My chips be won
Online as they aren't offline.
Give me this day one damn win
and forget I have the best hand,
as the worst hand wins against me again.
And lead me not into false hope
And deliver Aces from Deuces.
For thine is the "random"
and the power
and the ripoff
forever and ever.
Amen.






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Poker Talent Joseph Hachem Eliminated from the World Series of Poker Main Event
High-profile poker pro Joseph Hachem was recently eliminated from the World Series of Poker main event. Hachem got kicked out after going all-in with a pair of Aces and losing to a player's three of a kind.

Paddy Power to Double World Strip Poker Championship First Prize If Winner Donates Winnings
Ireland's largest online bookmaker Paddy Power recently promised to double the GBP10,000 first prize set aside for the winner of its upcoming World Strip Poker Championship.

Belle Rock Entertainment Sends Four Players to the World Series of Poker
Belle Rock Entertainment has sent four of its poker players to the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas for their chance to win $10,000,000 prize pool and be crowned one of the
world's greatest No-Limit Texas Hold'em champions.

'Ocean's 13' Stars Pitt and Clooney to Hang out in Exclusive Poker Den
Jerry Weintraub, a well known Hollywood producer, opened 'Ocean's 13' cast of stars their own private poker club.

Launch of the Amateur Poker Association & Tour (APAT)
Amateur Poker Limited, in association with PokerStars.com and PokerPlayer Magazine, today announced the formation of the Amateur Poker Association & Tour (the "APAT"

WPTE Partners with UK Mobile Casino Service Provider 3G-Scene for Future Poker Offering
WPT Enterprises, Inc., the creator of poker tournament television show World Poker Tour, recently publicized the fact that it has agreed to license its brand to 3G-Scene Limited, a UK-based mobile casino service provider for a future gaming offerin

Plaboy Enterprises and Cryptologic Inc. to Launch New Online Poker Website
Playboy Enterprises, Inc., a brand-driven, international entertainment company, and Cryptologic Inc., a prominent provider of online gaming software solutions, recently signed an agreement under which the two companies will develop a new online poker website.

Poker Champs Hellmuth and Brunson Eliminated from the WSOP Main Event
Phil Hellmuth, one of the most popular poker pros, was recently eliminated from the World Series of Poker main event.

PokerListings.com Provides In-Depth and Exclusive Coverage of 2006 WSOP
The world's largest online poker resource PokerListings.com has been at the 2006 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas since day one providing its readers with extensive coverage of all the events.

Gaming Website BetOnBet Joins Microgaming's Poker Network
Microgaming, an industry-leading provider of online gaming software solutions, recently announced that BetOnBet, an online gaming destination, joined its Microgaming Poker Network.