Online Poker Sucks!

PokerStars Sucks ass. These bastards think they are king dookie of the dunghill and it shows. They have an arrogant attitude toward their business partners because "We have two WSOP champions." Whoopty-shit. They treat their affiliates like garbage because they feel that they should not have to pay for players who are just dying to play there anyway. We might actually play at this damn site if their software would allow aces to hold up every now and then. We have seen aces drop to some of the most ridiculous long shots.

Furthermore, their software generates "Action Flops" more often than others. Far more often than other sites. These are the flops where unlikely events tend to happen in order to generate extra rake. For instance, if you hold AK and the flop comes A22, you expect to win, right? Wrong! One opponent has 23, one has K2, and one has AA! You get stuck for a lot of money. To the untrained eye, aces do not come on the board any more often than they should. However, when three players have an ace in their hand, you would expect the final ace to appear rarely. Apparently PokerStars' definition of rarely is "On every river". Moving all in on a flop with the best hand is always a scary experience. You are best server to cover your eyes, because if your opponent has an out, even one, he will hit. Poker Stars is also the king of the dominated hand loss. Do not expect to with with AK against AQ.

Playing the best hand at PokerStars is like shoving hot rocks up your ass. You always hope next time will be different, but it always hurts just the same. Boycott these damn.

Poker Stars also does not offer a deposit bonus. Again, why should they pay players to come when everyone wants to play there anyway? Arrogance will be their undoing. May they rot in hell when their players turn on them.

These arrogant pricks can go stuff their WSOP champs up their asses. They deserve to lose the poker industry game.

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