Online Poker Sucks!

There, someone finally said it. Count on your good friends at Poker Sucks to tell you the truth about online poker. Other sites tell you how wonderful all of these online poker sites are because these sites make piles of cash from the sites when you sign up through them. We will feed you no such bullshit. If a site sucks ass, we will damn well tell you about it. Most of the internet poker sites do suck, so you can expect a lot of honest assessments. We are constantly updating our reviews. If a poker site f@cks up, we will be there to let you know. If they correct one of the many glaring bugs in their software, we will also let you know.

Why do we do this? To cut the bullshit! We figure that between the touchy-feely reviews you get elsewhere and our jaded, perfectionist blasting of internet poker sites you will find a middle ground and make a somewhat well informed choice.

You might think we are hypocritical for displaying banners for the same sites we trash. Yes, we are hypocrites. We feel that if these online poker sites are going to suck so much we might as well take their money while they still have some. So you should go abuse them and take their bonus money, while we make a few pennies from them as well. The only loser here is the poker sites, and that won't keep anyone up at night. After all, online poker does suck.

Latest Poker News:
(as if you care)

PartyGaming to buy Both Online Poker Sites - Noble Poker and Fair Poker
PARTY POKER owner PartyGaming says it is in "advanced discussions" to buy the gaming operations of smaller rival Empire Online.

Online Poker Everest Poker sends 12 Players to the Euro Finals of Poker Diamond Tournament at the Aviation Club in Paris December 9-11
Oleg Drews from Germany takes home 4410 € after qualifying for the Euro Finals on EverestPoker.com

Digital Gaming Network Acquired Online Poker Software Firm Dobrosoft
Dobrosoft was a privately held firm and has been in business since 2000 as one of the first software developers in the online poker space, developing multi-player gaming software for the online environment. The Dobrosoft team married traditional land-based gaming experience with cutting edge technology to deliver a multi-player gaming network solution that was ahead of its time.

CryptoLogic Redesigns Online Poker Software
CryptoLogic enhances Internet poker experience with appealing design, improved navigation, new choices and more information

Online Poker Software Provider CryptoLogic Signs 3-year Contract With New UK Poker Club
E-gaming software developer wins exclusive contract with DTDPoker.com, the online home of DUSKTILLDAWN - soon to be the largest live poker venue in Europe

WPT Enterprises Selects Digital Resolve for Online Gaming Compliance
World Poker Tour's Online Gaming Platform to Leverage Digital Resolve's Fraud Analyst Risk-Based Authentication Solution to Comply with Recent Gaming Restrictions and Prevent Online Fraud

Online Poker Giant PartyGaming Plc Enterprises Signs Multi-Year Sponsorship Agreement with WPT
WPT Enterprises, Inc. (NASDAQ:WPTE) today announced that it has signed a multi-year agreement with PartyGaming Plc, owner of PartyPoker.com, pursuant to which they will provide international television sponsorship of the WORLD POKER TOUR(R) (WPT) and Professional Poker Tour(TM) (PPT). The agreement covers shows produced under WPT Seasons IV, V, and VI and PPT Seasons I, II, and III.

Online Poker Bodog.com Pulls Advertising from the U.S. Market and Relocates Global Headquarters to Antigua
Bodog.com Entertainment announced today a plan to pull all its U.S.-facing gaming-related advertising, mostly for its free-play and educational site, Bodog.net. The advertising pullback, which is quite extensive, includes television, radio, magazine and newspapers in the U.S. market as the online gaming giant has chosen instead to focus its gaming and educational site advertising efforts on European and Asian markets in a strategic decision based on the entertainment company's long-term business objectives.

BodogFight Awards Bonus Prize to MMA Fighter at Inaugural Pay-Per-View Event
At its spectacular pay-per-view event on Saturday, BodogFight recognized Chael Sonnen as the viewer's choice for favorite fighter. In a strictly fan-based voting contest, Sonnen beat out all other fighters who competed in the first season of the newest mixed martial arts (MMA) program created by billionaire Bodog.com Entertainment Founder Calvin Ayre.

BodogFight's Second Season Brings the Fight to St. Petersburg, Russia
BodogFightDelivering fight fans the most intense mixed martial arts (MMA) entertainment around, BodogFight, has secured the world's top combatants for BodogFight: St. Petersburg. Scheduled for filming through mid-December in St. Petersburg, Russia, Season II of the groundbreaking smash-hit series will culminate in March 2007 with BodogFight's second live pay-per-view event.