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Absolute Poker Sucks
There is something suspicious about a poker site that offers bonuses incessantly.  It almost feels like Absolute Poker is collecting deposits until they reach a certain level and then they... Absolute Poker Sucks

Pacific Poker Sucks
Pacific Poker is widely known to have the worst software in the industry.  It is slow, crashes often (usually when you have QQ under the gun), and is hard to navigate.  Don't ever lose... Pacific Poker Sucks

Party Poker Sucks
Party Poker Sucks! These jokers think they can get away with bloody murder, screwing their players left and right. A few examples: They charge full rake at 6 max tables!... Party Poker Sucks

Poker Stars Sucks
PokerStars Sucks ass.  These bastards think they are king dookie of the dunghill and it shows.  They have an arrogant attitude toward their business partners because "We have two... Poker Stars Sucks

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Empire Poker Sucks
Smart players know that Empire Poker is the same thing as Party Poker, so all of the reasons that Party Poker sucks... Empire Poker Sucks

Full Tilt Poker Sucks
Full Tilt Poker sucks.  Bad.  Their software is passable.  By default it is insanely busy with cartoon characters in each seat, distracting backgrounds, and hard to read... Full Tilt Poker Sucks

Paradise Poker Sucks
Paradise Poker sucks a little.  First off, their software is as bloated as Elvis two days after his death.  You better pray you are not running any other programs, because Paradise Poker... Paradise Poker Sucks

Ultimate Bet Sucks
Ultimate Bet Poker is one of the oldest online poker rooms.  Their software is not bad but for the most part it sucks.  There seems to be a lot of functions that are completely useless... Ultimate Bet Sucks






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PartyGaming to buy Both Online Poker Sites - Noble Poker and Fair Poker
PARTY POKER owner PartyGaming says it is in "advanced discussions" to buy the gaming operations of smaller rival Empire Online.

Online Poker Everest Poker sends 12 Players to the Euro Finals of Poker Diamond Tournament at the Aviation Club in Paris December 9-11
Oleg Drews from Germany takes home 4410 € after qualifying for the Euro Finals on EverestPoker.com

Digital Gaming Network Acquired Online Poker Software Firm Dobrosoft
Dobrosoft was a privately held firm and has been in business since 2000 as one of the first software developers in the online poker space, developing multi-player gaming software for the online environment. The Dobrosoft team married traditional land-based gaming experience with cutting edge technology to deliver a multi-player gaming network solution that was ahead of its time.

CryptoLogic Redesigns Online Poker Software
CryptoLogic enhances Internet poker experience with appealing design, improved navigation, new choices and more information

Online Poker Software Provider CryptoLogic Signs 3-year Contract With New UK Poker Club
E-gaming software developer wins exclusive contract with DTDPoker.com, the online home of DUSKTILLDAWN - soon to be the largest live poker venue in Europe

WPT Enterprises Selects Digital Resolve for Online Gaming Compliance
World Poker Tour's Online Gaming Platform to Leverage Digital Resolve's Fraud Analyst Risk-Based Authentication Solution to Comply with Recent Gaming Restrictions and Prevent Online Fraud

Online Poker Giant PartyGaming Plc Enterprises Signs Multi-Year Sponsorship Agreement with WPT
WPT Enterprises, Inc. (NASDAQ:WPTE) today announced that it has signed a multi-year agreement with PartyGaming Plc, owner of PartyPoker.com, pursuant to which they will provide international television sponsorship of the WORLD POKER TOUR(R) (WPT) and Professional Poker Tour(TM) (PPT). The agreement covers shows produced under WPT Seasons IV, V, and VI and PPT Seasons I, II, and III.

Online Poker Bodog.com Pulls Advertising from the U.S. Market and Relocates Global Headquarters to Antigua
Bodog.com Entertainment announced today a plan to pull all its U.S.-facing gaming-related advertising, mostly for its free-play and educational site, Bodog.net. The advertising pullback, which is quite extensive, includes television, radio, magazine and newspapers in the U.S. market as the online gaming giant has chosen instead to focus its gaming and educational site advertising efforts on European and Asian markets in a strategic decision based on the entertainment company's long-term business objectives.

BodogFight Awards Bonus Prize to MMA Fighter at Inaugural Pay-Per-View Event
At its spectacular pay-per-view event on Saturday, BodogFight recognized Chael Sonnen as the viewer's choice for favorite fighter. In a strictly fan-based voting contest, Sonnen beat out all other fighters who competed in the first season of the newest mixed martial arts (MMA) program created by billionaire Bodog.com Entertainment Founder Calvin Ayre.

BodogFight's Second Season Brings the Fight to St. Petersburg, Russia
BodogFightDelivering fight fans the most intense mixed martial arts (MMA) entertainment around, BodogFight, has secured the world's top combatants for BodogFight: St. Petersburg. Scheduled for filming through mid-December in St. Petersburg, Russia, Season II of the groundbreaking smash-hit series will culminate in March 2007 with BodogFight's second live pay-per-view event.